Joe tried to keep the secret for a long time and tells them how he's abusive towards them everytime they mess up and will never forget about what happened to Shamone. Joe had Katherine blacken Michael up with make-up. He send Tito to a nearby joke shop to find an Afro wig and the widest toy nose he could find. Joe decide to raise it as his own son, and after that, the Jackson Five was created. But one night a UFO got Katherine pregnant and the next day his half-alien son Michael Jackson was born and was born unusually talented as Michael was dancing with a moonwalk. Joe tells about how it all started back in Gary, Indiana, in a small house and they were poor and had nothing to do but to have sex all day and every nine months a baby will pop out and each one was less talented than the last. The crew goes to the state prison to meet up with Joe Jackson and he tells them about how his son Michael is not what he appears to be and Cream Corn is in trouble. Bullhorn and Honey Bee go to Black Dynamite for help as they think Michael is not who he appears to be. Bullhorn and Honey Bee visits Neverland and sees Cream Corn with a black eye and a bruised face and Cream Corn accidentally tells them that Michael did it. While at the studio, Michael sings a song (a parody of "The Girl is Mine") but when the song was finished, Cream Corn tells him at the end of the song he should hit the last note a little harder which angers Michael and he repeatedly punches Cream Corn a few times and Cream Corn is in shock by this. Michael gives Black Dynamite a check to buy the orphanage but Black Dynamite denies it, making Michael angry while Moonwalking away. Michael sings to Black Dynamite's crew but Black Dynamite interrupts and angrily tells Cream Corn that Michael Jackson has to go, saying the orphanage is only a place for Whores and orphans only. After feeling sorry for Cream Corn, Michael gives Cream Corn anything he wants, then Cream Corn repeatedly thanks him for this. Wu has planned, suddenly Black Dynamite sees people ice skating in a big snow globe with snow in the middle of summer.
Later Black Dynamite asks one of the black ninjas what Dr. Black Dynamite reminds Cream Corn that they still have work to do. Michael Jackson shows up at the hospital while Honey Bee is astonished and Michael thanks Cream Corn for saving his life. He then notices that his crew looks like they've been in a scuffle, and Black Dynamite tells him about how they were fighting the ninjas and he was suppose to be driving in the getaway car for them to escape. Cream Corn runs to block Michael from getting shot, and after Cream Corn get shot in his behind area, Joe gets arrested.Ĭream Corn wakes up in the hospital calling out for Michael but Black Dynamite says he's fine thanks to him being a savior. Cream Corn goes to save Michael after he heard he was getting beat.
After messing up on stage, Michael Jackson tells his father to kill one of his brothers in order for them to stop mess up but Joe tricks him into acting like he was going to do it by taking off his belt and pulls out a gun on Michael. Cream Corn tries to meet Michael Jackson backstage but was told that he couldn't go inside. One of the Jackson brothers slip by accident while twirling around, which cause everyone to gasp,including Joe Jackson, who watches in shock, but Michael continues on with a dance that cause the audience to cheer once more.
On Soul Train the Jackson Five performs while Cream Corn watches from the audience.
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While Black Dynamite is pummeled to the ground, he sees Cream Corn on TV dancing on Soul Train, which gets Black Dynamite angry and smashes one of the ninjas face to the TV screen. One ninja shattered the car window and grabs Black Dynamite out, both fighting at a nearby store. While the crew (Black Dynamite, Bullhorn and Honey Bee) bomb a building, they run to their car and tells Cream Corn to drive away, but they all notice that he's not in the car with them and they all is trapped inside by black ninjas surrounding their car. Cream Corn and Dynamite team up to take down the evil star together! But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idol is actually a vicious alien force who has been torturing his own family. Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes is the first episode of Season 1 of Black Dynamite.